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credz

It is used in the Batman Beyond series. It is the exclusive reference to money or monetary amounts as there are no dollars or cents.
"That'll cost you 10,000 credz !"
by dw817 October 8, 2015
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Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them
It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her
by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019
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Douche Credits

Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.
Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!

(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.
by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009
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Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.
Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits
by pornami February 27, 2011
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Karma Credit

Positive balance of karma, based on you doing something helpful or positive for someone else without the person having the opportunity to return the gesture, either due to circumstances or because such returns are declined.
1)A: Hey dude, here's the notes I took from the lecture you missed yesterday.

B: That's great! How can I return the favour?

A: Well you can blow me, otherwise just chalk it up on my karma credit.

2)A: Man I must have quite a karma credit now for taking one for the team being the fall guy.

B:Word.
by Meaniesg February 28, 2011
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Turd n’ Curd

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
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credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.
A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 6, 2009
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