A Cumbernauld Sausage is like a Cumberland Sausage, but made by an unemployed scumbag living on the streets. It is full of dirt and looks like something dumped inside the Cumbernauld Town Centre. Popular with homeless people in that area, but universally hated in other towns.
by FunkDaBeat September 21, 2014
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Jay
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
by Cumbersnatched May 13, 2016
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A school infested with bong rats and cap heads, known for caring more about hoodies than education. Sending your child to this school with infect the student with “eshay” which will lead to a very early death
Jeff: “did you hear what happened at Cumberland high school the other day”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
Fred: “yeah didn’t a kid smoke a cone on the oval”
by Eshays2117 December 2, 2019
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Get the Cumberworld mug.When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.
"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."
by Orreman August 3, 2020
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"What is the meaning of life?"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
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In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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