Cubicle Cunt

n. A person who does not control his behavior accordingly in a confined environment. Someone who speaks too loudly, makes comments about people when they are within earshot, and/or eats offensively-smelling food in the office.

John was on the phone for half an hour yesterday, and spoke so loud that the whole office - even the boss - could hear him. And to make it worse, he was actually commenting on co-workers and the boss. If John is not a cubicle cunt, I don't know who is.

by Seb13 February 4, 2009

cubicle war

The act whereby sabotage or decorating occurs in one's cubicle when the owner has stepped out and isn't around to witness who did the deed. A cubicle war will escalate as the first person retaliates and in some cases, activates other soldiers but sabotaging the wrong cubicle in return. Acts of sabotage can be as simple as posting signs on the front of the cubicle - "This Exhibit is now Closed!" - to sending out emails from an unlocked pc inviting people to a free lunch.

Some cubicle wars are tamer - one's space is decorated for a birthday or special occasion.

Cubicle War will be around so long as managers continue to put people into small spaces.

by specops August 27, 2006

cubiche

Some one emigrated from cuba!

hi am cubiche.
There is cubiches every where.

by carelis October 14, 2006

Milford Cubicle

A character in Salad fingers who persued Salad Fingers because he stole his nettle carrier. Later on died due to slamming his head against Salad Fingers' door. Was known for wearing a BBQ apron.

You look like your name's Milford Cubicle.

by PizzleFashizzle September 3, 2004

cubiclazation

a time when someone is so protected and not aware of outside influences..becoming naive,

A child is in a form of cubiclazation with a family that is overprotected..

by ava lynne August 1, 2011

Cubicle 15

Like Freshmen 15, you supposedly will gain 15lbs in your freshmen year. Cubicle 15 is the same, the phenomenon of gaining 15lbs in your first year working in a cubicle.

A: How's your new job?
B: Damn dude, all I do is sit. Cubicle 15, man.

A: I'm getting fat ever since I start that 9-5 life.

B: ikr, #cubicle15.

by nomnombeast December 13, 2014

cubist

A person who works in a cubicle and is hardly seen ever seen outside of it during working hours, does not engage in office banter, office politics,office gatherings or discussions.

you can ask Rick to come to lunch, but he prolly won't....he's a cubist.

by thomas curtis June 18, 2008