custard monkey

someone that resembles a chimpanzee dipped in spunk.

she looked like a right custard monkey..did ya shag her with beer goggles?

by CustardMonkey September 29, 2009

Lemon Custard

a code word among males to refer to shaved pussy. It is used in situations when other words might not be socially acceptable. Adjectives can be used accordingly.

"That old wrinkly bitch has a dry lemon custard!"
"Wow, that Kim Kardashian sure has a tasty lemon custard!"
"I hope his mom is gonna be there, because I love her sweet lemon custard."

by RuoJie June 22, 2008

Custard shooter

A name for a penis

I'm going to put your custard shooter in my beef flaps

by Badwolf0224 July 8, 2017

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013

rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

Cuck Custard

What betas eat out of their wive's cunts after a bull busts a nut in her.

The testosterone deficient husband ate the cuck custard as it dripped down his well fucked wife's thigh.

by @shot_of_cabo May 5, 2018