Cleveland Brownie Crunch

A combination of the Brownie Crunch and Cleveland Steamer.

Step 1. Take a shit on your partner's chest.

Step 2. Wait for the shit to dry.*

Step 3. Proceed with the steamroller motion as per usual.

Step 4. Add marshmallow drizzle.**

*This step may take several hours. You may want to have your partner give you a handjob to prepare for step 4.
**If using real marshmallow drizzle rather than semen, note that marshmallow products may contain gelatin.

He gave her a Cleveland brownie crunch last night! I hope they showered afterwards! (Please note that if attempted in a shower or any other moist environment, the hardening in step 2 will not take place.)

by tptapt October 6, 2011

Crunchy towel

A towel that has been appropriated for the use of post-coital cleanup, generally multiple times prior to being washed.

Baby, hurry up and grab crunchy towel! It's already coming out!

by ChodeNinja January 26, 2018

Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

crunchy money

this term describes monetary bills of variable denominations which have been earned by one who is dancing at the time the bills are placed onto the dancer's body. As a result the sweat from the dancer's body will be absorbed into the bills and if not pulled straight while still damp, will result in a heaps of crunchy money. Typically the bills will contain phone numbers and will be fold lengthwise as to facilitate placement into various crevices created by the dancer's shapely physiological components.

"did you go to the ATM?"

"no, but I worked last night, so I've got lots a crunchy money"

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005

Crutch Shot

Appertaining to the female of the species applying deodorizing products in the general region of her lady garden.

(Feck me Clare, that's a blast under each arm pit and one for the crutch shot..no wonder you get through so much deodorant!!!

by ohnoes112 November 10, 2013

chumchumeriono

Your bestest friend taken from the word chummy made up by maddie

Love ya chumchumeriono

by maddie woodwardo April 16, 2015