welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

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crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

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crumbly dory

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.

yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.

by Nut in it August 24, 2021

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