by Heisenberg067 berg November 4, 2016
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Get the Crushing mug.The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
by ep42 April 23, 2009
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Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
by roraborealis July 26, 2011
Get the couching mug.by jpick22 December 11, 2008
Get the couchin mug.Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.
Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2018
Get the Hot Crocking mug.the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017
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