Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Croftl

The better way of pronunciating croft

A croftl is the better hill

by Croftl December 25, 2023

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Crosty

Crossfaded

Being high and drunk

"Yo John, you coming to the party tonight? We getting crosty tonight."

by blamingsatire June 18, 2024

Crafty Vet

A combat sports athlete, typically MMA that is past their prime, used to be higher ranked or champion but is still competing and showing knowledge that could only gained from the amout of fights they have had.

"damn bro Edson Barboza is a crafty vet"

by EDPloverKIDtoucher23359u783405 January 18, 2026

crafty

The adjective derived from the word "creative"

That kid is so crafty; he turned an old shoebox into a spaceship and convinced everyone it was a real rocket!

by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025

Craftyman

THE FUCKING GOAT

Person 1: “Do you know the ship crabe?”
Person 2: “i Know Craftyman, isnt he the goat?”

by gabestat November 29, 2025