Awkward Crow

The result of an awkward situation in which the topic is misunderstood or ignored by the other person. Signalled by the joining of thumbs, extension of fingers to create a bird like shape, raising them over one's head, making the sounds of a crow.

A Boy and Girl are sat together:

Boy: It wouldn't make any difference if I ate anything off your body, you're so flat chested it'd be like eating off of the table.

Girl looks vacant. Boy signals the Awkward Crow...

by AggroBrantos January 14, 2011

crossfit jesus

A person who is obsessed with crossfit and metalcore music. They are so talented at crossfit, they feel the need to participate in it almost every day, even when injured. Also known as WWE Superstar Seth Rollins.

My friend keeps sending me pictures of crossfit jesus lifting weights and she needs to stop.

by Sk8rWolfy August 9, 2016

pot crowding

When a sink encroaches over the toilet denying you from shitting.

I refuse to take a shit at John's house. His sink is a fucking jerk. What a pot crowding asshole, I had to shit on the floor instead.

by gindertopia August 25, 2012

Crotchwalking

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Old Crow Medicine Show

An American old-time string band. Their most famous song is Wagon Wheel. A truly awesome group.

Old Crow Medicine Show is fucking amazing!!!

by jay-mannn December 4, 2010

crowd slayer

a large, nasty gun found in most shooters. Infamous for thier ability to rip through multiple enemies.

gamer 1- dude, I found a crowd slayer.
gamer 2- great! get down to c deck, I'm boxed in here.

by Spaz de Kat December 18, 2008

Crony Capitalism

n. Crony capitalism is a colloquial term describing a "market economy" in which success in business depends on close relationships between business people and government officials. It may be exhibited by favoritism to connected businesses in the distribution of legal permits, government grants, special tax breaks, and so forth. This favoritism is rewarded by campaign contributions or outright kickbacks to politicians or their supporters. As such, it creates an oxymoron of sorts, in that success of a business in a free market (capitalism) does not depend on free-market forces. It is also a obvious source of corruption of both business and government.

In the United States, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are examples of Crony Capitalism. Government backing let Fannie and Freddie dominate mortgage underwriting. The politicians created the mortgage giants, which then returned some of the profits to the politicians - sometimes directly, as campaign funds; sometimes as "contributions" to favored constituents.

by Dan Weyandt October 5, 2011