The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.
by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016
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probably that best option when going out for ice cream. you get exactly what you want down to what type of bowl you want it in. You usually get great service and happy people to serve you, but what happens in the back?
we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do
we have very deep and meaningful conversations
have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working
make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!
feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.
dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...
dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.
i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.
if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.
we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?
the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once
other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
we literally just sit when there is absolutely nothing to do
we have very deep and meaningful conversations
have gummy bear and m&m fights when your boss/manager isnt working
make fun of the ridiculous customers we just helped, you think you did nothing wrong? haha guess again you idiot!
feel free to give us a tip but dont expect a song, we arent trained monkeys that bow to yuor every whim.
dont complain because you really cant, you ordered the damn thing. unless you know theres a hair in it...
dont complain about prices because once again, you ordered it.
i know we have funny names for our ice cream creations but come on guys, some of them are just your inability to read.
if we ask you a question like what size, dont say 2 scoops because you look like a dumbass, our sizes are right in front of your face.
we really just want you order your damn ice cream and leave so hurry up deciding. like seriously you dont even know what your in the mood for?
the latest you should come in to get ice cream is about a half hour before we close. unless you want to get dirty looks the whole time and an overpriced order! just kidding i only did that once
other than those few things, enjoy your ice cream
customer "can i have a love it cookie monster"
Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"
"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?
oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
Employee" haha yeah of course you can have a cookie minster"
"why does your icecream look melty"
uhm its ice cream in the summer?
oh i just love going to coldstone creamery!
by coldstone worker? July 1, 2009
Get the coldstone creamery mug.verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
Get the creaming the corn mug.During sex, before climax pull out and spit your brand of copenhagen chewing tobacco in your hole of choice, then fill it to the rim
Ted: Dude did you hear what Jake did to that prostitute last night?
Bill: No?
Ted: He gave her the ole copenhagen creampie and then mugged her.
Bill: No?
Ted: He gave her the ole copenhagen creampie and then mugged her.
by t/a lova October 21, 2010
Get the Copenhagen Creampie mug.Creampie, or internal cum shot, is a colloquial term in pornography to describe when a man ejaculates inside his partner's vagina. In pornography vaginal sex is generally followed by a facial or other visible ejaculation. This, coupled with the fact that the wearing of condoms for vaginal and anal intercourse is now commonplace in pornography -- whereas a creampie by its very nature cannot be accomplished while wearing a condom -- makes ejaculating in the vagina a novel situation which can be advertised to attract viewers.
An anal creampie (other terms: chocolate creampie, mudpie) is a variation where a man ejaculates in his partner's anus.
by joec20022 April 27, 2007
Get the creampie mug.the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
What happened?
He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.
No fucking way!
That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007
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