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Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.
“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
by amos quito May 1, 2005
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Chapping

“Chapping” “Chap” or “Chapstick” is when a person is being irritating or overly themselves to the point that it annoys other people or is really funny
“Hey matt who you feeling?”
“Ah not the best, zack has been chapping hard the past few days and I have a horrid headache.”
by BigGoose69 December 24, 2018
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Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise
Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping
by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016
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Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.
Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.
by Mathew Green August 10, 2016
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crapington

it is a form of badminton that is played inside a house, preferabley in the downstairs hall infront of the front door. is best played when to people who cant play are playing
e.g, oh jess, fancy a game of crapington
by Lynn & Jess September 11, 2004
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Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.
According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.
by Pussbucket January 21, 2011
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