Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.

Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper

by schnackal August 12, 2022

Crapper

A toilet

I need to go take a dump on the crapper real quick

by The reason why May 1, 2019

Crapper

Bad or crappy rapper who is no good. Crap rapper-crapper.

Man homie that new crapper sucks, he's got no skills. Wow this dude a crapper.

by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009