crapper app

A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.

Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."

Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"

Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."

by zackjmack September 2, 2013

crapper can-can

The wiggle or dance one makes when trying to release a small amount of poop left to drop to the toilet. This is done to avoid wiping the excess poop and decrease the chance of said turd to be spread on hand. Does not need to be done when one has diarrhea.

Person 1: Man what took you so long in the bathroom, i thought something went wrong
Person 2: I was doing the fucking Crapper Can-Can. Did not want to get shit on my hand. That little sucker wouldn't budge.
Person 1: Too much info. Why am I friends with you?...

by a potato with a hammer March 2, 2014

crappeteria

This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."

I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.

"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."

by dw817 October 6, 2015

crammered

One who is high enough to be considered intoxicated.

Damn Willie was crickity crammered last night

by youngchalupa May 21, 2018

Clapperdinkle

A word used when experiencing some dumb shit and you’re just not sure how to express yourself.

As Tommy walked in on his boyfriend and girlfriend in the room he calmly said “well that’s a fuckin Clapperdinkle”

by SchayMus May 28, 2020

Strawberry Crapper

A girl who's actions are disgusting, infringing on your personal rights, or with a sense of undeserved entitlement but forgivable because she is attractive. Mostly applies to eating your food or touching your belongings.

That waitress took a drink from my coke before she brought it to me. Good thing she's a strawberry crapper or I'd be pissed.

by Vetisthewicked August 27, 2010

Sandbox crapper

A person who who enters a project you are working on and messes it up.

Bad news, we just got a sandbox crapper to help us get back on schedule.

by Coolish it is March 16, 2016