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Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
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Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.
by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020
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crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
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crapper-dapper

this word is bassically saying crap in a childish manner
"crapper-dapper mom I forget my book-bag!" "Son you better freakin' grow up"
by brandon K. April 25, 2006
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crappers

Poggers but when it's not poggers.
"Wait no! Crappers!"
by leorrr May 2, 2021
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crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.
by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011
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Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"
by raslie March 5, 2021
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