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Cockblock

What Harry Potter does everytime he sees Ron and Hermione together
by mgemfp208 July 30, 2011
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cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.
1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!
by TNTgirll September 29, 2007
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50 yard cockblock

the act of cockblocking someone from a distance, this could be because you dont want one person to get with another or simply to ruin a party.
It is usually achieved by doing something outrageous or dangerous so you attract everyones attention in a certain area, such as running around naked at a social event.
It is also used by guys to stop their buddy's beer goggles as usually after such an event the effects of alcohol wear off slightly and judgement improves.
Guy 1: sorry for pulling a 50 yard cockblock at that party last night.
Guy 2: dont worry, man. I'm glad you did, the girl i was with was an absolute whale, it got her away from me!
by .brownie May 17, 2011
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Cockblock

noun: Someone who prevents a man from having any chances with a woman.

verb: to prevent another from having relations with a woman.
"Brad is such a cockblock."
by Sir Thomas Aquanis April 28, 2010
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CockaFlock

When a large herd of penises raid or stampede sexually a property or individual.
Your mom just got cockaflocked.
by DietBacon December 12, 2019
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CockBlock

When Ben10 CockBlocks man like Dan the Man.
Cockblock is a common trait in which the Dan the Man is often a victim of the Ben10 CockBlock makes you come in ya sock, instead of letting you fill your boots, no puss in the boots, no real roots or zoots and toots. Four bangs by ladies of the night are needed, man like Dan and six dogs nearly breeded. Shudditdoon.
Ben10 cockblock make ya come in a sock
by Popsinator January 1, 2022
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Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.
Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.
by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010
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