Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

consumies

They are like your "homies" who have mental health issues. They are your friends who you can commiserate with. They are your peer counsellors.

Cindy was chilling with her consumies. She took a lithihum prozac cocktail and talked about her issues.

by Michelle Herring September 16, 2007

consumenthusiasm

the "omg, I have to have that!!!" feeling that motivates you to move your lazy self to a store and purchase the aforementioned item

I might actually buy a PS3 now that it's smaller and cheaper, but I don't even have a decent TV yet, and can't find the consumenthusiasm to buy one.

by N M 1234567890 August 19, 2009

consumaste society

N.B. since this term was invented by a resident of the Canadian province of Quebec, this term must also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste

not only is our North American Western soceity one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society

by Sexydimma September 23, 2013

consumaste society

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste

not only is our North American Western society one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. however, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation.

by Sexydimma February 13, 2014