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Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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consumies

They are like your "homies" who have mental health issues. They are your friends who you can commiserate with. They are your peer counsellors.
Cindy was chilling with her consumies. She took a lithihum prozac cocktail and talked about her issues.
by Michelle Herring September 16, 2007
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consumenthusiasm

the "omg, I have to have that!!!" feeling that motivates you to move your lazy self to a store and purchase the aforementioned item
I might actually buy a PS3 now that it's smaller and cheaper, but I don't even have a decent TV yet, and can't find the consumenthusiasm to buy one.
by N M 1234567890 August 19, 2009
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consumaste society

N.B. since this term was invented by a resident of the Canadian province of Quebec, this term must also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western soceity one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society
by Sexydimma September 23, 2013
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consumaste society

a society that is both one of excessive consumerism and excessive waste
not only is our North American Western society one on planned obsolescence, it is also the epitome of a consumaste society. however, since this term was invented in the Canadian province of Quebec, it should also have a French equivalent, une societé de gaspilmation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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