brain constipation 

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

brain constipation by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

cumstipated 

An emotional state characterized by a complete lack of sexual arousal. Under these conditions a person could not have an orgasm.

"Your momma so ugly she made me cumstipated"

cumstipated by Biggeley January 17, 2008

constapated 

The Act of not being able to deficate or "crap"

Brittany is severely constapated.

constapated by ItsMeliSSa! November 12, 2007

Constimate 

To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.

"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."

Constimate by SemiNation October 18, 2014

Sexy Constipation 

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

Sexy Constipation by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011

Constipation Masturbation 

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

Constipation Masturbation by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 30, 2007

Passport constipation 

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

Passport constipation by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009