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Conflicting Bullshits

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!
Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.
by Bad Appleseed December 30, 2010
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conflicted costume

Wearing a flannel shirt, an axe and workboots to be a lumberjack but also having a hunting cap on. This is a conflicted costume.
by gabe, hi October 29, 2010
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Conflict of Scents

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Girlfriend: Holy hell. You're cologne smells nice, but overall you have awful B.O.

Boyfriend: Give me a break. I had to choose between cologne and deodorant due to a potential Conflict of Scents
by thebetterfriend2 January 6, 2010
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Nuclear Conflict of Interest

A Nuclear Conflict of Interest happens when elected Leaders give their support to the Nuclear Industry because they have received some form of Nuclear Payback without disclosing it to the public.
The number of Political Leaders that are being given money by the Nuclear Industry is rapidly increasing, is that the real reason we are being forced to accept more nuclear reactors and isn't that a Nuclear Conflict of interest?
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Lookin kind of lonely, I'm feelin conely
by J December 19, 2003
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conflict

only the best uk punk band ever! Scratch that best punk band in the world! Anarchist, and very polititcal.
Man, CONFLICT is still pumping out awesome music?
by benjones April 1, 2005
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conflustered

when you're confused and flustered at the same time=conflustered
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