confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

Confessay

A letter you write to someone revealing the feelings that you're too puss to admit, and then not sending the letter.
Confess+Essay=Confessay

John: Ya'll man i wrote a confessay to sarah tellin her that she's a whore for leaving me, but i'm not gonna send it because she might hire a hitman on me.
Bill: Puss.

by heeeeeeyyXD March 15, 2009

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Confession day!

“Confess” is a day where you get to express yourself to others and yourself with honesty. Confess your truth’s! Confess anything to anyone you’ve been hiding from. When is “confess day?” October 16th! Or any other day.

It’s time to confess my crush to Lillian.

“It’s confession day! Tell me one of your secrets, and I’ll do the same.”

by IDFKKKKKK October 12, 2018

sunday confessional

The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty sure its going to be cold today but dont try to take any of his clothes when you leave, even though you lost your pants and didnt wear a jacket.

Travis used the sunday confessional because he was too hung over to even get out of his loft and ehhh it was kind of chilly.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

dashboard confessional

wow people are really narrow minded. obviously all the people who are trashing this band have nothing better to do with their lives. whatever. they may be emo but i like them. it doesn't mean i cut myself or dress in all black. get over it.

...yeah whatever.........

by crazystuff July 19, 2005