Confederacy

Unlike morons would lead you to believe, a confederacy has nothing to do with slavery. A Federal Government has a strong central government with weaker state governments. A Confederate Government has a weak central government with larger state governments.

Student: If anyone ever supports a confederacy, in any situation, they hate black people and feel that white people are dominant.

Public School Teacher: That's correct!

A Person with Common Sense: No the fuck it's not.

by Shazayum February 2, 2010

Concert Band

The place you stick the rejects that didnt make symphonic band, or the band with people just trying to have as many band classes as possible.

"Yaaaayy i have a band day"
Period 1. Jazz band
2. Symphonic band
3. Concert band
4. Music Theory
(block schedule)

by Alex Fiori May 3, 2005

Confederate Air Force

The confederate air force is an organization that preserves warbirds (i.e. aircraft from past wars).

That i just saw CAF aluminum overcast with the Civil Air Patrol

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003

concertginity

The act of going to a concert for the first time (essentially losing one's virginity of experiencing a concert)

"That was an awesome concert to lose my concertginity to!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

Hand Of Concern

The action of putting your hand outstretched onto a friends shoulder in a patronising way when they embarass themselves or generally get owned, humiliated or say something silly.

Person 1: I can't beleive I spilt my drink all over me :(
Person 2: *puts hand on shoulder* hand of concern :)

by Eliot'z April 25, 2009

Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)

The AWC is a sacred brotherhood of people that are against wiggers. Started in the mid 80s by Captain Planet, it was designed to counter attack racially confused souls. Some famous members (besides captain planet) are Gumbi, John Smith, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. Thery even have a secret Fraternity at Yale where many presidents have been enrolled in. There base is said to be in the statue of liberty's eyeball

the Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)is led by captain planet

Captain Planet: Earth, Fire, Wind Water Heart!!!!

Kstar: No!!!!!!!!!!

by fuddynunkins June 13, 2007

Concerta

Concerta (methylphenidate) is a sustained-release form of Ritalin, which is also methylphenidate. It is used when taking 3 or so Ritalin tablets in one day is just too much of a pain in the ass and you want to just have one dose and have it remain steady throughout the day. Doses come in 18mg(baige), 27mg(blue), 36mg(white), and 54mg(red) cylindrical tablets. It is the second step down from Adderall(amphetamine-dextroamphetamine) in treating ADD/ADHD.

"I need my Concerta to help me focus throughout the day."

by Jamal May 13, 2005