Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011

Computer Illiterate

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To not understand computers, and to be unable to perform simple tasks with them.

The term also refers to those who do know know simple computer related terms or software applications, such as Microsoft Word.

This term does not extend to understanding 1337 speak or to those who aren't h4x0rs

Mitchell: Yo Johnny! Been h4x0ring any b0x0rs?

Johnny: Wah?

Mitchell: Oh, yer, you are computer illiterate.

Johnny: Wah?

by Unknown [to an extent] December 28, 2005

my computer

What I spend all my free time watching Netflix on.

I love my computer.

by the only smart person December 20, 2017

Computerdora

A computer with all the stupidity from Dora. Has Dora skin on it, and has Dora face on it.

Me: COMPUTERDORA! SEARCH UP FOOD!
Computerdora: ok, heres some images of ''swiper"
Me: NOOOOOOO

by holy shot November 30, 2018

Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008

Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010

Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.

The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.

by jonjeff July 17, 2014