Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010

computadorally

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.

That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.

by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008

Itunes Compulsive Disorder

An obsessive compulsive disorder that occurs while editing one's itunes. (making sure albums have cover pictures, artists tittles are correctly spelled, all words are punctually efficient). (itcd)

Greg: it just took me two hours to download all those jewel cds.

James: well it probably would have took less if you didn't search for the single album covers, i think you have itunes compulsive disorder.

by SphilaJC89 October 9, 2009

computer class

The class that everyone is failing and no one really knows why. Many students tend to never follow instructions from their teacher and "goof around" on random websites. In most cases, popular websites such as facebook, youtube, and many gaming sites are blocked, so the majority of the time the class is boring as hell. However, there are some instances in which a classmate may or may not find a fun website that isn't blocked. To most of the class's disappointment, the website is usually blocked the following day. Popular activities done to pass time during this class include: changing the background of the computer, attempting to find pornographic related material used for a joking matter, and screwing up the computer settings beyond all recognition (See: fubar)

Dude 1: Hey dude I gotta tell you something.
Dude 2: Alright, just tell me in computer class.

by hardrock711 November 21, 2011

Compulsive Singing Disorder

CSD for short, it’s where you start to sing randomly and your speech is basically a song.

Guy 1: I HAVE COMPULSIVE SINGING DISORDER!
Guy 2: What’s that? And why are you singing?!

by DaUltimateMemelord June 1, 2018

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008