Skip to main content

Bar Commando 

A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.

Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.
Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.
Bar Commando by Genazz April 30, 2011

colon commando 

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"
colon commando by farmerjb November 11, 2013

crisco commando 

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!
crisco commando by sbo February 1, 2014

Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.
Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.
Facebook commando by JD203 September 11, 2019

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

.............
Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.
face commando by gnostic3 June 14, 2020

Suburban Commando 

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.
Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!
Suburban Commando by naijalak April 1, 2009