Rome Roller Coaster

First ride an intense roller coaster until you throw up. Make sure you throw up in a bag. Find a microwave and heat it on high for 10 minutes. In the mean time, find a fat chick (must be over 400 pounds). Begin to fuck her using the throw up as lube.

I rome roller coastered the shit out of your mom!!

by reidaustin June 24, 2010

cake coaster

The white cardboard square that prevents a Hostess cupcake from sticking to the plastic wrapper.

After eating the cupcake Vanessa licked the cake coaster clean.

by Jeff July 28, 2006

cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp

"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."

by Josepolis January 17, 2008

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

foot coaster

Noun - typically an old magazine or newspaper that is placed between one's feet and the surface of a coffee table so that the oils and perspiration from the skin of one's feet do not tarnish the surface of afformentioned coffee table as said person uses said coffee table as a foot rest.

Yo dude! Why are you using the sports page as a foot coaster?! I was still reading that.

Hey bro...hand me your sister's copy of Cosmo to use as a foot coaster.

by Shoelace May 8, 2007

Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster

(n) A claimed conspiracy plan brought upon by dominatrixes and ten year old bullies to torture the groins of men and stinky poopy brains, in public for maximum humiliation.

(v) Anxiously awaiting a strong two minute long suckerpunch to you ballsack

(n) Guy 1: sigh
Guy 2: What's the matter.
Guy 1: Tonights role playing night for me and the misses.
Guy 2: Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster?
Guy 1: Yep.

(v) Dude, this dude just threatened me he's gonna hand my ass to me. I'm Green Lantern: Stand Up Coaster-ing right now!!!

by theguiltyconscience August 17, 2011

colateral damage

Dead, poor, third-world childern, at the hands of rich first-world politicians.

georgew: We should be able to take over in Iraq without too much colateral damage.

by daDebil February 29, 2004