1) (n.) A severely complex oxymoron. One who has a innummerable body mass, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without passing out simultanously. Often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an associate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).
2) a worthless piece of shit
2) a worthless piece of shit
by gje January 9, 2005
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A term used to describe an individual who is constantly concealing their body by large trench coats...even in the heat of summer. Naked bodies are very offensive to this person. This individual insists that sexual activity is gross and not to their liking...so to release sexual urges they enjoy riding a bicycle around the city. A person being deemed as a "coogan" has some kind of inner issues with the opposite sex as well....even if they deny it.
Man: "I bet you have the sexiest ass in this town but why do you have to be such a coogan about it?!!!"
Woman: "I just don't feel comfortable with showing my skin....I don't even like taking showers naked."
Woman: "I just don't feel comfortable with showing my skin....I don't even like taking showers naked."
by Three B January 30, 2009
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A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.
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A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.
Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)
by Intelligent Derpy Hooves December 20, 2012
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by _f1_ July 22, 2009
Get the colgate mug.used primarily by those on the West Coast of Canada, the word Calgan is a verb and literally means dominate. The word has gained increasingly widespread use having first been used to describe favourable negotiation in business, but it is now used for any domination of life.
The breakdown of the word originates from a hybrid of Vancouver and Calgary, from which much of Canadian success exists, and combines the two cities' characteristics of cutthroat deal making and prosperity.
The breakdown of the word originates from a hybrid of Vancouver and Calgary, from which much of Canadian success exists, and combines the two cities' characteristics of cutthroat deal making and prosperity.
Yesterday I calganned that three million dollar deal...they basically sold me their business for nothing.
We completely calganned that company...by the time we were finished, three of their employees were fired, we took over management, and we ran the show.
Man, last night we calganned the bar...the girls were all over us and we brought four back home.
We completely calganned that company...by the time we were finished, three of their employees were fired, we took over management, and we ran the show.
Man, last night we calganned the bar...the girls were all over us and we brought four back home.
by BJR Johnson January 27, 2010
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by Jamison Wallace February 12, 2006
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