Cola fuck

When you put mentos under your foresking and then put your dick inside cola bottle.

100% orgasm!

"Dude that bottle of cola looks so gorgeous! I wish I had my mentos with me, so I could cola fuck it!"

by fractalledInside May 23, 2016

titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017

cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.

Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"

by kanerockgod April 14, 2009

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

Cola syndrome

Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc

Cop: you killed 76 people!

Culprit: huh?

Cop: tell it to the judge

Culprit: where? Huh?

Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome

by Toasted Cherry March 30, 2019

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023