cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.

Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.

by mjolnir February 16, 2009

Cockass

A negative term used to describe someone.

He's a fucking cockass!!

by Caustic August 29, 2003

cocks

an appropriate exclamation for any occasion

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"

by al jorgenson May 3, 2004

Thunder Cocks

A group of extraordinary men whose girth and length of their penises are unimaginable. Their brotherly bond is indestructible by an force known to man, and several known to other alien species.

Thunder Cocks unite!!!!!

by shamrockkid29 June 14, 2011

cockass

An exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current circumstances.

Mariah Carey survived a heroin overdose? Cockass!

by danielle February 12, 2005

cockasian

A caucasian(white) guy with an asian sized penis.

Sarah: That dude is always chillen with those skinny asian girls.

Shane: It's because he's a cockasian.

by bagabaga December 12, 2010

Cockasspolo

You shove your cock up your ass, then take a huge dump. Your cock swings back and forth spewing shit all over the place.

Oh man, after Jimmy did a cockasspolo, there was shit all over the place!

by Dan October 21, 2004