cocksuckered

To screw something up very badly.

Trapper really cocksuckered our football season when he jumped offsides on fourth down.

by Joe Blow November 30, 2003

cocksucking cowboy

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts butterscotch schnapps to one part baileys irish cream, served in a shot glass.

"I'd like a cocksucking cowboy, please."

by soundsofsilence May 12, 2010

cockblock yourself

In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.

Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.

by maelith October 27, 2013

cocksuckehr

a different rendition of the word cocksucker, pronounced by a french person.

god damn you cocksuckehr, i 'ave a problem speaking le english

by crego November 14, 2003

Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.

nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.

by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.

Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!

by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011