cockstage

being held in captivity in order to willingly have sex with another person. Used for both female and male situations, as holding a man captive to have sex is already defined as "awesome."

My boyfriend won't let me leave the house, he's holding me cockstage.

I feel like all I ever do is stay home and bone; I'm being held cockstage.

by KCF1591 December 9, 2010

cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.

1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.

by Yegolev August 9, 2007

cocket

Basically Pocket + Cock -- or a pussy -- a nice warm pocket of love for your cock

I would love to be inside her cocket.

by Binlltin71 December 31, 2007

cockstump

noun: an insult, meaning that the person being insulted is akin to a bobbited penis.

Person 1: "Your team is shit and you're going to lose the cup final!'
Person 2: "Get knotted you fucking cockstump!"

by Rafuel August 28, 2008

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

Cockstock

the act of leading on muliple males in order to build up a dating "safety net."

Celestine has been cockstocking all of those guys because she's worried she won't get Mateo.

Friend 1: Becky is totally cockstocking you! She really wants Hamilton!

Ben: It's cool. I'm bisexual so my dating pool is still very large.

by AddHamilton December 23, 2011

cockstaggeringly

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013