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Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
by st31n3r December 17, 2021
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Lebanese Cockroach

a racial slur used by immature little girls who have nothing better to do with their lives than "prank call" Lebanese people they know and yell that at them.
"lebanese cockroach!"

ugh.. what an immature thing to call someone and say.
by shaaawty. October 21, 2011
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killed the cockroach

Some joey random walks into your house or place of business and needs to take a shit.. they proceed to do so and end up bussing the pan so bad that the WC looks like a bombsite and the damage is sooo severe that it has even killed the cockroach!

Also see bussing the pan for more!
Holy shit Fletch,,, Jase just bowled in, buss the pan, and fucking killed the cockroach!
by The boy fletch October 8, 2007
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Mud cockroach

Shrimp? They are bugs, gross little mud cockroaches
by dick soute December 24, 2018
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Cum colored cockroach

It’s a white person that is really annoying.
by Fâll August 17, 2022
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Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.
My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!
by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016
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