clare

my bessssssssssstest buuuuuuuuuuuuddy

omg she is such a clare

by pieisamoose April 28, 2009

clobering time

when you get enraged and you want to wreck everything

when i was walking down main street and the guy threw some crap at me i straight up went into clobering time mode and wrecked him so badle

by Troy dagdigian June 16, 2008

Chored

Verb; similar to yoink.
Originating in British schools, this is the acting of taking another's possession without owner's consent; albeit on a smaller scale. For example, you could chore someone's detention slip (usual reply: "Why should I care? You've just chored my ticket to Hell. Thanks."), whilst you couldn't chore something larger, eg. a quarry.

The chorification of this possession is almost always accompanied with a loud, high pitched squeal of "CHORED!"

Lawyer: This, you honour, is the knife found at the scene of the crime.
Jury member: *swipes bag* CHORED!!! *runs off*
Judge: Court adjourned on account of ... THAT nob over there.

by GrandpaGroove January 23, 2008

clarence

To pleasure a girl by rubbing only her clit.

My girlfriend doesn't really like being fingered, shes more into being clarenced.

by J-Wit July 24, 2008

Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.

Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"

by watchdoggie June 25, 2009

clare siobhan

a gorgeous English youtuber with a sense of fashion who does gaming.

Clare has a boyfriend,Ali A., who is also a youtuber

They have 3 pets. Their dog is named Eevee, and they have 2 cats named Oliver and Darcy.

An overall wonderful, kind, beautiful girl.

Youtube viewer1: OMG I love Clare Siobhan! She is so hot!

Youtube viewer2: I know right. She's really nice too!

Youtube viewer1: Too bad she's dating Ali A.

by claresiobhanfan November 26, 2017

Clarebear

Someone who is always distracting you from getting work done, but in a completely legit, amazing, always positive way.

Damn, I haven't done shit all night cause Clarebear, but no worries, it is worth it, always is.

by Clantry March 26, 2008