cigarette

Tobacco, rolled in a paper. Then smoked. Most of the time contains a filter. Cigarettes kill you. I love them. I love the way they smell, I love the way they taste, I love the way they feel. They will kill me and I am fine with that. If you don't love them, don't smoke and shut the fuck up.

"Cigarettes are bad for you."
"If people like you didn't exsist I wouldn't have to smoke."

by jakeisuseless March 9, 2005

cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.

The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.

by owlatrice April 27, 2004

Cigarettes After Sex

The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.

They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.

Maci: Do you listen to cigarettes after sex?
?: no
Maci: die.

by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 4, 2022

cigaretiquette

Preamble:
Whereas smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.

Definitions:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes

(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
(D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite conversation UNTIL:
(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
(B) - The holder signals that no further conversation is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.

Bum: "Hey man, can I get a smoke?"
Holder: "Hell no, buy your own!"
Bum: "Dude, poor cigaretiquette."

by chrisag05 December 16, 2008

cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.

Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".

by chargerjim May 15, 2009

close, but no cigar

Expression used when someone got so close to accomplish something... but didn't really accomplish it.

Let's say you think of a number from 1 to 100 and ask someone to guess that number... You thought of 83 but the other person says 84... And then you say "Close, but no cigar".

This expression comes from a Golf tradition... If you're playing golf with your friends and instead of working the ball into the hole with a few drives you make it in a single play... you're friends are supposed to buy you a cigar after the game...

- Guess who I took for dinner last night?
+ My sister?
- Close, but no cigar.
+ Who then?
- Your Mama.

by birk123 December 9, 2008

CIGAN

Ajda or the biggest bitch alive. Will stab you in the back, anytime she has the operatunity to do so.

Never become friends with cigan, she’s a real Ajda.

by dumbbitch420 January 6, 2020