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Churchianity is the devolution of Christianity into a mutual admiration society, a social club, which stresses adapting to the modern world instead of purging the evils out of this world. Instead of being driven by the ideas of exposing and opposing sin and eradicating evil, Churchianity strives make the pew occupants feel good about themselves while society self-destructs. Churchianity has abandoned the Ten Commandments in favor of promoting Self-Help, amplified with Bible verses. The Book of Revelation actually predicted this development, calling it the "Church of Laodecia," the church of lukewarm people.
Churchianity combines elements of Prosperity theology, Ecumenism, Universal Salvation, Modernism, "Higher Criticism," Syncretism, etc.
by Pastor Eli James April 27, 2008
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churchianity

Looking down on a person for not having as much of an OUTWARD showing of their faith as you do... basically, using religon as a reason to judge another person. Judging people while in church rather than paying attention to the sermon. Having the attitude that attendance to church is more important than being a decent person. Having a "holier than thou" outlook towards people who don't attend church as much as you do. Exhibiting hypocritical behavior in regards to being religious.
I'm spiritual, not religious. I don't subscribe to churchianity.
by Jeff McConnell June 11, 2006
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churching

To boast or exaggerate beyond truth. To sell beyond merit.
Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.

Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
by Mr Fuckers December 16, 2008
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churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer
Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle
by tom December 4, 2004
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Curchill High School (Livonia, MI)

In Livonia, Curchill lies in the whitest city in America. It is full of emos who do nothing but cry cuz thier boy/girfriend just dumped them on Facebook. Thier hockey team sucks and hasn't won a game since Hitler was alive. Also, thier school colors are the same as those of the Nazi party. This is where all the drugs of Livonia are made. Then they distrubute them at sporting events with Franklin which has the worst drug problem. The only good thing is that they have the MSC program but it is super exclusive as they only accept 30 students per year.
Curchill High School (Livonia, MI) is a terrible school
by BitchesUnite February 24, 2011
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Churchianity

Modern day institutionalized Christianity. Basically the leader decides what is truth and what is lies based on a bunch of traditions. They have a tough time admitting that their organization is supreme to all others, and absolutely right. They could care less about being real assholes as long as they scare everyone into eating their Dogma like a good person. They pride themselves in the delusion that they are the chosen group, and condemn anyone not in their little club to their so called eternal torture fantasy. They are pretty good at taking scriptures out of context
Some guy in churchianity called me an ear itcher for pointing out that St. Paul spoke all about universal reconciliation.
by Jones1423 May 2, 2010
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Churchislators

Churchislators is a legislative body that believes in legislating morality as their specific religion dictates, even though these laws will affect those whom do not hold the same beliefs.
Churchislators in Utah meet every year with officials from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in order to get the churches opinion on certain "hot button" issues.
by Arule March 11, 2010
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