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The Chapstick

After ejaculation, the female uses the tip of the males penis to place jizz around her lips, in a chapstick motion.
"After she got me off, I gave her the chapstick for those hard working lips."
by ZMiDZ May 8, 2009
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Cheeky Chops

A noun usually referring to a cute little pudgy baby or toddler. Can be used for older people but is not very common.
Cheeky meaning impertinent, but in this case: delightfully sassy as some children are.
Chops referring to their cheeks or mouth area.
Person1: Isn't the baby so cute!
Person2: Yes, she's such a little cheeky chops!

*Baby crawls away*
Person1: Oy, cheeky chops, where are you off to?

Toddler: Did you bring me a present, Aunty B?
Person: Aren't you a little cheeky chops!
by Holkohol September 14, 2012
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On it like a tramp on chips

To act immediately, with speed and enthusiasm - disregarding everything else - As fast as a tramp would approach some disregarded chips
last night Fiona asked me if she could play my beef bugle.....i was on it like a tramp on chips
by Rifleman59 August 17, 2011
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Assless Chaps

A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.
Shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays Halo!
by Zapix March 26, 2004
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chapstick

a tube of a substance that relieves dry chapped lips. one of the most addictive substances known to man kind. addictions to said substance rival that of crack.

To satisfy chaptick addictions, individuals will often ask their friends if they have chapstick. Be wary of said individuals because hpv can live on chapstick for thirty minutes, and you dont want an std.

When chapstick is lost, used up, or stolen an addict will display a few of the following withdrawl symptoms:
extreme dry lips
redness surrounding the mouth
constant licking of lips
patting of lips with water
irritability
anger
sorrow
and sometimes death

if you or a friend is addicted to chapstick, good luck.
Tom: hey whats that in your pocket?

Tori: umm.... my chapstick

Tom: but i thought you had chapstick in your backpack

Tori: oh thats just my back-up

Tom: weird
by lescori January 27, 2009
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Chapstick Tube

Someone who has a dick reminiscent of a chapstick tube in size and shape.
My friend Julian has a chapstick tube in his pants.
The only thing he can pleasure is a canary because he's got a chapstick tube.
by Freddy Delahue October 10, 2005
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chopstickism

A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
by kai azad January 2, 2007
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