chopticon highschool

A dumb ass hillbilly nation with Bunches of Privileged WHITE Republican rednecks. It also has large amount of whores and sluts just to keep things fun. The teachers are all crackheads or perverts. Most of the kids that go there are high 24/7 . boys lost the privilege of bathroom stall doors due to vaping and NOBODY talks about it lmao. It’s also funny that since there’s only like a bundle of black kids, white kids act black to make up for the difference. All around this place is shit. It’s also FUCKING HAUNTED cus murder happened there, Seriously look it up lmao. Yee YEE

“Chopticon highschool sucks mega ass” - Litterally anyone who’s ever been there

by BigTh0T42069 April 20, 2020

Chapter Delay

Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.

Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.

Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."

*10 minutes later*

Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."

by Derik September 26, 2005

Boonder Chooter

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009

Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3

"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."

by Jassssh, June 29, 2009

Chop Session

This is a term frequently used by people in Houston,Texas. It means to talk about one in a negative way in order to promote good humor, laughter, and/or strong feelings of dislike towards a person.

Ray: We about to chop his ass.
Demetri: Uh oh,do I smell a chop session coming on?

by Raa(SwampNiggah) November 23, 2011

Choptart

A name for a youtuber who names it onto the top charts. (And also has sex with women.)

"Oh man that youtuber is such a Choptart."

by HoopsofHearts/RedvineRoads November 14, 2011

Chop Fresh

When you go back to halls to pull a fresher.

“Aye buddy where did you go last night”
“Chop fresh mate”

“My guy”

by Peni5hugger November 18, 2019