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Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
by uncle lester July 23, 2010
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deep throat champion

Champion of gagging dicks down they're throats. Usually a bragger of how deep cocks can go down their throat without them gagging. Also they're just big fucking faggots.
"Cameron has been the deep throat champion the past 3 years running"
by BigDaddy14 May 21, 2014
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champion

Champion is yorkshire for good
Your lass is champion

or

Guy 1:Ay-Up How doo's?
Guy 2:I'm champion me like!
by Chris Man-Da July 20, 2008
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chicken sandwich world championship

the battle between the chicken sandwhiches between tender crip and spicy hot tender crisp has more experience but spicy hot is gettin trained by the indo-chino mexicans
just another publicity gimmick
by PlayDohMan October 25, 2004
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Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.
"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."
by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003
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The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.
Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.
by WInner1 March 16, 2008
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chumpion

One who has ascended to champion status through their chumphood. Through their chumpish actions they have done something which others agree with in their heart of hearts, thus rendering themselves a chumpion.
Mahir Cagri is an absolute chumpion
by Brentles November 26, 2006
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