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choking the smurf

to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
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Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011
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The Choking Game

1.A game involving multiple people cutting off blood flow to their brain by "choking" each other to get a short high.

2.A game involving one person cutting off his/her blood flow to their brain by "choking" themself to get a short high.
by dgionline October 18, 2010
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Choking

What James Harden does every season in the playoffs
The Rockets led by Harden went 0 for 27 in game 7 against the Warriors in their home. Harden fucking choked just like he does every season against the Warriors. Harden choking in the playoffs is like your life. It is miserable and every year you think it will be better but nothing actually changes and it still is miserable.
by Kerke June 12, 2020
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Chunking

Fat people in motion.

When someone is too slow to run and not graceful enough to jog, he would be chunking.
Did you see Big John chunking down the hall to that meeting that he was late to?

Betty was chunking up the stairs because the elevator was out of order.
by AaronTopSpeed March 23, 2010
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Chocking

Stop chocking, suck it right, no don't gag, suck.
by Kastrate February 14, 2009
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