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Get the Hispanic Nigga mug.Panic in regards to something that normally wouldn't be a reason for distress... but you're Hispanic, and that changes everything.
Examples can include:
Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad
realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.
Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.
Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform
Examples can include:
Having 18 missed calls from your mom and 3 missed calls from your dad
realizing you're 2 minutes from your curfew being about an hour and a half away from your house.
Forgetting to do a particular household chore your mom had specified be done by the time she gets back and she's currently in the driveway.
Police suddenly show up in the area and they're in green uniform
Camila started hispanicking when she saw she was breaking curfew, was an hour away from her house and had 18 missed calls from her mom. We didn't understand the reason for panic until we drove up to her house and saw her mom waiting for her at the door armed with a chancla.
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Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.
Only time will tell…
Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.
Only time will tell…
Christanic is awesomeness.
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