When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.

In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

chips and fish by Prance Stewart January 23, 2014

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Chips Ahoy

When you have a boner because you gotta take a piss but then you get offered a blowjob and obviously you can't refuse. Then instead of cumming in her mouth you piss in her mouth. Hell it's all the same to you right.

"Yo so last night I'm taking a shit when Jennifer comes in and just starts giving me a blumpkin but I had a hard on because I had to take a wee. So then instead of jizzing I pissed. It was a real chips ahoy she got pissed."
"your fucked up."

Chips Ahoy by cockcussion May 12, 2009

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chips n' drinks

Getting snacks before watching a film or when your out with your mates.

Inspired by The Streets song "fit but you know it"

"So I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips n' drinks"

man I'm bored, lets get some chips n' drinks

lets get chips n' drinks

chips n' drinks by Matt the bat July 6, 2005

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