frosty chino

poop, freeze the poop, then use the poop as a dildo.

Brokeback Mountain 2 - Winter Song features a scene of frosty chino-ing.

by gary wrenclaw August 24, 2009

candado chino

When a man has anal sex with himself he forms a Candado Chino, in spanish a chinese lock.

Logisticaly it is not easy to accomplish, common belief is that the flaccid penis is tucked between the legs and fed into the anus then stimulated into an erection.

- Mate that dude did the Candado Chino.

- What? You mean he fucked his own arse? Gnarly...

by Mack P Silk October 2, 2007

calzon chino

Spanish term for a wedgie

Damn yo I have Miguel the biggest calzon chino yesterday. His tighty whities were up to his shoulder blades.

by Wedgieexpert March 3, 2014

barrio chino

'Red-light district' in Spanish.

"Estamos en el barrio chino."
"You soy de el bario chino."

by Sarah123 November 11, 2006

chancho chino

canned processed pork; a Spam-like product from Korea or China

He's so broke he can't even afford a can of chancho chino.

by razzoner September 8, 2005

Mocha-Chino

Those kids that are like half black and half white and they remind you of the starbucks drink.

Is that kid black or white.. hes a Mocha-Chino

by madhizzle March 5, 2009

el chino

The guy hispanics go to when they need cheap medical help.

Jose: Man, my butt is still sore.
Carlos: You finally went to el chino for your cold.
Jose: Yea man, the shot still hurts.

by Mimitis August 18, 2018