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chatspeak

Chatspeak is pretty much the Language of the Idiots. It is used by those too stupid/lazy to type properly.
This is an example of chatspeak: yo u wanna go 2 da mall 2dai
by *Vicky* April 9, 2006
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chatslang

Abbreviations such as "lol" (laugh out loud, "jk" (just kidding), "2" (to, too), and "4"(for). Used in chatrooms and on Instant Messanger for people who are in a hurry or too lazy to type things out. Sometimes it is used by idiots in spoken conversation. When used by pre-teen/teenage girls it often includes TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.
1. Could you please use less chatslang? I don't know what you're trying to say.
2. The other day my sister said "L-O-L" after I told a joke. It was very disturbing.
by Mercury Silverscale September 13, 2003
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Chatspeak

Idiotic form of chat used by 12 year old AOL users. This form of chat comes with many random "omg" and "lol's". Usually the chatter is prepubescant.
Sk8kiddzrool: omg hai!111!
Ryan: Are you retarded?
Sk8kiddzrool: no u r u mofo, i no were u liv & will scrw ur mom lololololol!111!!1one!!
by TheRealPecker April 14, 2005
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professional cheater

1. One who finds ways to obtain answers to tests other than through one's own personal knowledge
1a. Specifically, one who cleverly uses the other side of a scantron to read
the answers during a makeup test, fooling everyone
2. One who does not feel the rules every student must abide by apply to him/her
3. One who, in the event that a major cheating ring he/she was in charge of gets busted, finds a way to be the only person not officially blamed
4. One who always has an aliby or a reason as to why any suspected cheating was a misunderstanding
4a. If all else fails, one who will bring in his dominating mother and/or lawyer to settle things with the high school administration
There are a few good cheaters in my high school, but only one professional cheater - he was simply disgusting.
by His loyal jester September 30, 2006
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chatspeak

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.
lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1
by Psycho Hobo September 2, 2004
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Cheatafile

a selfish compulsive cheater that cheats on their spouse or significant other with countless people
by loyalty4all April 7, 2010
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cheater wipes

baby-wipes-- used after sex with someone who is not your boy/girlfriend for the purpose of not getting caught.
After we screwed, I brushed my teeth twice, washed my hair twice and took a shower twice but stilled smelled like sex. Good thing I had some cheater wipes to get rid of any obvious evidence that could be used against me.
by monica v May 7, 2010
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