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Chat-Avenue

Supposedly the 'web's largest chat community', and holding the self-proclaimed '#1' before it, Chat-Avenue (Also known as C/A, C-A, or just CA) is a place for anything.

Chat Avenue consists of 12 chats, including an Adult, Gay, Dating, Kids, Video Games, Sports, Singles, Music, General, College, Teen, and Girls Only, as well as a chat-avenue forum.

CHATS:

Chats are pretty much useless and full of people wanting internet poontang. The only chats that really keeps this minimal is the Video Game Chat. But everyone there is an asshole and thinks they compare to God himself, mods included. So, chats = useless.

FORUM:

Ah, yes. Forums. People still want internet poontang, but they do it more ninja-esque. Sneakily, to say the least. Here's the breakdown:

Nice comment -> Good Reps (see below) -> Private Message -> Personal info -> Phonecall = Looking for internet sex.

REPUTATION POINTS:

Useless, pointless, and yet still coveted. Everyone freaks out over bad rep points, and strives for that insane number of good rep points.

The only good part about reputation points are picture reps. Picture reps are when you give someone a reputation point, good or bad, and in the comment box, post the url of a nasty, funny, or unrelated picture enclosed in IMG tags. Hilarity ensues.

Research shows that the Test forum is the only good one.

'WHO IZ DIS 'CHATMASTER' I BET I CULD BEAT HIM ^ LOL", you say?

Chatmaster is the head admin of Chat Avenue. Some revere him as God, others revere him as an asshole. From personal experience, I can say he's just some guy. Don't piss him off and you can keep chatting and posting at C-A.

'MOAR INFO PLZ', you say?

Alright, I'll shall now write out the 'unwritten rules of C/A'
1. No, you can't be a mod.
2. Don't post slutty pictures of yourself. You will get verbally raped. And you won't like it.
3. Try to be literate, or you will get verbally raped as well.
4. Don't cross-dress just to get a mod job. It's frowned upon.

5. Get some version of MSN Messinger. Everyone else has it and it'll be the only way to directly talk with the members.

6. If you're not a smart ass at times, nothing will be fun.

7. If someone calls you a n00b, nub or newb, post a picture of Noob Saibot with an oversized question mark.
Chatter 1: O I LUV CHAT-AVENUE LOL

Chatter 2: Do you have a mental problem?

Chatter 1: STFU PLZ
by Kenshin @ C/A forums November 11, 2008
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Chat Disease

Mainly a term for people or a person in a group chat that constantly brings the shortcomings and mistakes of another group member , leading to toxicity and oppression of the singled out group member
My friend suffers from chat disease , he’s been singling out a person in our chat .
by Shucklefan1 June 11, 2019
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chat hero

Nerd in a chatroom who feels it is his responsibility and duty to protect the honor of the middle age trailer trash that spend the day in the chatrooms talking about absolutely nothing.
I was trying to cyber with this pig but the chat hero kept tyring to ruin my game.
by badsean April 25, 2006
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Chat Blocked

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".
I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.
by Alix McQ October 11, 2008
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Chat Nest

A formation of pillows and blankets one builds in their bed as a base from which to conduct night time web chats.
Luke settled into his chat nest for a night of swapping pirate tales with his old shipmates.
by Matt (from the chat nest) December 22, 2008
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Chat Jacker

1. A person who interupts a conversation , either real life chat or on a computer and takes over the conversation thus killing the former convo thread and turning the attention of those interupted to the interupter.

2. Any one who takes a funny picture , thread joke ect from some one and posts it claiming it for there own before the original owner can post it.
Guy 1 " Hey man I was watching Tv last night and cought this show , the walking dead have you ever seen it?"

Guy 2 "No but i heard it S---"

Chat Jacker "Omg I saw a TV show on whales last night !! whales are epic blah blah blah!!!"

Guy 1 and 2 "Bro we been chat jacked
by Kdashfirestarter August 1, 2012
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chat mute

When everything you say in a group chat is ignored.
Jay: You mean nobody commented on your product idea at all?

Joe: Yeah, I must have been on chat mute.
by Lunarrover March 5, 2013
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