spore chasing

when one is actively seeking shrooms

Do you happen to have a connection, I'm spore chasing.

by whatsthewordforit February 7, 2015

Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

by Liam Murray October 16, 2018

Nick Caging

Verb
The act of stealing the declaration of independence (usually in a form of Heist).

Bob:"yo you wanna go nick cage the declaration of independence"?

Jeff:"nah mom said i gotta do homework".

Bob:"damn i really wanted to go Nick Caging".

by 0Dark April 30, 2020

Chris-Chaning

A verb that means to have unconsentual relations with one's senile old mother. Originates from when Christine Weston Chandler had unconsentual relations with his senile 80 year old mother.

"Why did Jeff go prison?"
"He was caught Chris-Chaning."
"Holy shit, that boy ain't right"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum July 31, 2021

Chading it

The act of walking around barefoot in summer time

"wheres your shoes?"
"I'm chading it"

"I lost my shoes so I had to chad it all the way home"

by Chad Phillips September 24, 2008

Chasing the mermaid

The practice of buying two coffees, especially a combination of one small, speciality coffee drink (i.e. "tall skinny vanilla latte") and one large, plain black coffee, with the intent of quickly ingesting (i.e. chugging) the flavored specialty drink for the quick caffeine jolt and then using the larger coffee as a methadone supplement to maintain the caffeine high.

Man, Hart has two Starbucks cups at his desk and he's really jittery, I think he's been chasing the mermaid again.

by The Palumbo February 28, 2011

Chasing The Ox

"Chasing The Ox", contrary to what one might think IS NOT the task of chasing down a barnyard farm animal, but rather the skill of sucking gin out of shot glass with a straw, while snorting a line of chopped up Oxycontin at the same time! The object of the game is to finish both substances at the same time. Not something for the faint of heart!

Look at Johnny! He's higher than a M*****F****R! I bet He's been Chasing The OX!!!

by Rock*Star911 March 15, 2011