dirty carpool

a term that was made up by Hooman on the show Weeds season 6 episode 11 used to describe something that happened on the dance floor by 3 girls as a result of the "leg spreader" the term given to the alcoholic energy drink with hash that Andy makes and Nancy sells.

3 chicks just did a dirty carpool...right in the middle of the dance floor!!

by Binxter November 5, 2010

cardrobe

the use of ones main form of transport, as ones wardrobe; a hybrid of ones car and ones storage place for their possessions. i.e clothes, sporting goods, food stuffs etc

"do you think i'll get in the pub in this? better go check what i've got in the cardrobe"

by nigel nomaytes February 23, 2007

cardboard box

An amazing device that can easily be made into a variety of things.

Quote from Calvin and Hobbes:

Calvin: "Hey, Hobbes, wanna go time traveling with me? See, I built this time machine." (shows Hobbes a right-side-up cardboard box)

Hobbes: "This looks a lot like your transmogrifier."

Calvin: "To the inattentive layman, yes, but with the transmogrifier, you crawl under the box, whereas in the time machine, you climb in on TOP."

Hobbes: "Ah."

by Hmail October 1, 2012

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

indian cardboardbox

A Sex Position Where the man goes in a ball shape and tries to go up the females rectum or vagina often ending up with the female in a cardboardbox and a male screaming "aiaiaia india bakakakaka"

Dylan= Yo bro i heard tom done the indian cardboardbox to someone last night bro
Bob=BROOOO THATS EPIC DUDE DID HE FIT UP THERE
Dylan= No he only managed to get half his head up there

by Phat Gravy May 31, 2019

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

by lue_driver May 5, 2005

cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!

George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!

by manic Mike January 15, 2010