Capos

What you say when you're extremely high (preferably on weed) and somebody says something that's totally fucking out there to the point where you (or the rest of the group) can't even understand it stoned.

Example:

Stoned Guy 1: "Monkey squirrel banana sandwhich, it's so fucking hard to type this."

Stoned Guy 2: "Capos?"

by Vin Borges June 20, 2006

capoon

To turn someone's backpack inside-out and reinsert the contents back in. Usually used as a prank. Past tense: capooned

His backpack just got capooned.
I capooned his backpack.
He's going to capoon her backpack.

by AsianJohnWayne May 28, 2011

capoeira

sexy-ass stage fighting

Oh my god those guys are doing capoeira, it looks dangerous...and sexy :)

by DLex-ous December 14, 2010

Pulling A Capote

Rolling into an isolated rural house at night to stack loot, but the hicks ain't got no dough so you have to pop a cap in them. Based on In Cold Blood, Capote's last joint.

Johnson be pulling a Capote last night; he's gonna end up hangin.

by killah vanillah July 2, 2006

Capon

A castrated rooster. ie no balls

Me: "Yo man is that your rooster?"

Friend: "Nah homie that's just a capon. Snip snip last night."

Me: "Ahhh yeaa took his swag and his balls."

by BeastlyR April 10, 2013

al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007

Capoeira

A Brazilian form of dance "fighting." This is offten thought of as a Brazilian martial art, but that is wrong. Capoeira was created by the Brazilian slaves who were trying to escape being whipped. It was not at all intended to bring harm to anyone, and that is why in capoeira matches the 2 (or 1) people dont even touch eachother; they dodge.

I do capoeira all the time with my friends on the beach.

by carioca February 15, 2007