A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
Get the Cankle Protector mug.A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
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Hey, you should buy those capris. They are cute." .... "I don't think so. They will accentuate my cankles." .... "Good thinking."... "Thanks. Just livin the life of a cankster.
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Get the Cankster mug.When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.
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