When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
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A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"
A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.
Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.
Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
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