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Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.
Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.
by skmad1212 June 28, 2013
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cacocallia

The paradoxical state of being really ugly but you are sexually attractive.
"Do you like him ?"
"No, He's so ugly ,but I crave him so badly , I want him to fuck me hard ."
"So he's cacocallia?"
"YES PERFECT WORD"
by hollistergirl January 24, 2014
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Cacodactylographic

- adjective; bad typing, especially on a computer; full of grammatical errors, misspellings and misused punctuation.
cacography, bad handwriting from caco- bad + -graphy writing Latin -graphia, from Greek -graphiā, from graphein, to write; Indo-European root gerbh

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dactylography - noun; touch-typing dactyl- A finger, toe, or similar part or structure; a digit. Middle English dactil, from Latin dactylus, from Greek daktulos, finger, toe, dactyl (the three syllables of a dactyl being likened to the three phalanges of a finger ). + -graphy writing. The more common meaning for dactylography is fingerprint identification)
“His postings on the online bulletin board were so cacodactylographic as to be frequently amphibolous and on occasion nearly unreadable.”
by Frabjous March 18, 2015
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Caccolate

Caccolate means chocolate.
I wanna eat some caccolate please.
by acdows April 19, 2018
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Cacoughany

The chorus of coughs of co-workers in open plan offices.

Once the recycled air spreads peak saturation of an airborne virus in a workplace you can expect to hear the cacoughany begin.
The cacoughany can be heard far and wide across the 24th floor.

Matt is the maestro of coughs in the coughffice with Kieran taking a hack at the rhythm section.

Henry, the chief instigator lung operator brings his own unique breath of hot air.

No one applauds.

Fuck, if we can't all be healthy. Let's at least laugh about it.
by Kiz... June 27, 2018
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Calculator

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone
by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019
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Calcium Juice

1. The thing that boomers drink in Spooktober to stop the doot spirits
2. A retarded way to say the word 'milk'
Mom: Don't forget to drink your calcium juice!
Kiddo: Do I have to?
Mom: Yes, if you don't want dem skeletons parading in your room!

Kiddo: *ignores*
Skeletons: *gives Kiddo some weed*
by TheEpiccFoxee March 7, 2020
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