credit brunch

Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.

Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

credit card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

by stryder717 September 17, 2007

Crapitalism

Crapitalism is the evident failing of the capitalistic system. After excessive attempts to crapitize on consumer companies begin to make products that self destruct or break easily. To ensure adequate employment workers might take 2 years on a job that might be finished in as little as 6 monthes. Crapitalism is an indicator of the evolution of Capitalism to Imperialism this phase is commonly indicated by a loss of middle class and a greater divide between haves and have not. If the condition is untreated it leads to revolutions and civil unrest and forks into community based communism that seeks independence from breaucractical leeches.

Crapitalism inheirits the migration of capitalism to imperialism.

Damn crapitalism i just bought a sega pslazy8 and the game system self destructed.

Stupid crapitalism those workers spent 12 monthes fixing the road during lunch and traffic hours and now they have to dig it back up again and lay power lines.

by Au. October 11, 2015

credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Extra Credit

An act of finishing sexual intercourse. As the man reaches his climax, he sneezes in his partner's face.

A sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 10% of an orgasm.

The orgasm plus the sneeze is 110% of a climax, thus, extra credit.

Dude: I'm about to... ah... ah... aaahchoooo!

Ho: What the fuck was that?!?!?!?!?

Dude: Extra Credit!

by Sexer-Upper June 15, 2008

Credit or debit?

A coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their butt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their ass (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. The association being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.

As Gabrielle stepped out of the pool, I noticed she had a severe wedgie. So to save my friend any embarrassment, I quickly yelled " Hey Gabrielle, credit or debit?" whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.

by Bubbatoon September 5, 2011