Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

cream on your face

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you

Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

cream soda

nectar of the gods. a sweet, creamy, vanilla flavored soda that goes well with cheese cake or by itself.

try this 'caribbean cream soda' stuff. it's like drinking God.

by dagger_grrl September 13, 2004

Cream Fraiche

Randy Marsh's main ingredient in everything until sharron wanks him off.

OMG WHERE DID I LEAVE THE CREAM FRAICHE!!!
mmmm, cream fraaaaaiiiiiche

by WTFKRAPHTUOS December 7, 2010

Cream Soda

The best stuff you will ever taste. Its like heroin in a bottle, just without the side-effects of heroin. If it were a female person I would marry it and then divorce it just so I could marry it again.

When the guy arrived to the party with cream soda, everyone loved him and they loved the soda even more.

by agwoagbsgrthboefac June 2, 2010

cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.

Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*

by Figure.10 June 24, 2009