conformation sniff

The act of smelling a man's penis or balls to confirm whether or not they have had vaginal intercourse. Usually done by women suspecting there significant other of cheating, occasionally done by bros to call bullshit.

Andrew "Sorry I'm late guys I was, like totally getting laid at 4:30AM and not sleeping in like a douchebage".
Connor " I'm calling bullshit your an hour late, whip out your sack so I can do a conformation sniff you lying sack of shit".

by Chocolatedabbler February 11, 2017

connoristis

When you can’t type, or text. Always messing up words, and autocorrect can’t help you.

David:
“Hry Jessie hiws the psrty going?”
Sarah:
Ugh, I hate when David texts me!
Lesley:

Does he have connoristis or something?
Sarah:

Definitely!

by Passivity November 15, 2017

conformicide

The act of not conforming to societal norms.

He's so brave for committing conformicide!

by Gizmogunner0 December 13, 2021

conformation

Refers to either:
(1) Reassuring proof dat someone is "going along to get along", or
(2) A truthfulness-indicating buildup of material dat shows observers dat what you told them was legit.

I claimed dat visitors kept forgetting to wipe their feet before coming into my house, and da big lumps of accumulated mud on da doorstep and carpet were conformation a-plenty to back up my assertions!

by QuacksO April 6, 2023

Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie

The peak of all insults, 20 times more effective than Ur Grandpap a Trap and Ur Granny Tranny.

"Ur Mom Gay"

"Ur Dad Lesbian"

"Ur Granny Tranny"

"Ur Grandpap a Trap"

"Ur Uncle Normie Non Conformie"...

A new universe is created and we surpass alien life.

by Woxie May 10, 2018

Law of Scientific Conformations

The principle that science, like proteins, can take on many different forms—folding and refolding into diverse structures depending on context, while maintaining its essential nature. Just as a single protein can have multiple conformations that determine its function, science conforms to different shapes across disciplines, cultures, and historical periods. Physics and sociology are both science, but they're folded differently—different methods, different standards, different forms of evidence. The Law of Scientific Conformations recognizes that this diversity is not weakness but strength: science's ability to conform to different domains is what makes it universally applicable. It doesn't look the same everywhere because it can't; it adapts to what it studies.

Example: "He couldn't understand why psychology didn't look like physics—where were the elegant equations, the precise predictions? The Law of Scientific Conformations explained: psychology is science folded differently, adapted to the complexity of its subject. It's not less science; it's science in a different conformation. Both are valid; both are necessary; both are science."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Law of Logical Conformations

The principle that logic, like proteins, can take on many different forms—folding and refolding into diverse structures while maintaining its essential nature as valid reasoning. Classical logic, intuitionistic logic, paraconsistent logic, fuzzy logic—these are different conformations of logic, each suited to different domains, each valid in its context. The Law of Logical Conformations recognizes that logic is not one rigid structure but a family of structures, all related, all serving the function of valid inference. Logic doesn't look the same everywhere because it can't; it adapts to what it's reasoning about.

Example: "He insisted that only classical logic was 'real' logic; everything else was deviation. The Law of Logical Conformations suggested otherwise: different logics are different conformations, each valid for its purpose. Quantum logic works for quantum phenomena; fuzzy logic works for vagueness. They're not less logic; they're logic folded differently. He remained unconvinced, which was logical in his conformation."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026