Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.

Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!

by airbagmoments June 15, 2010

comment whore

1. On blogs, a person who posts something for the soul purpose of gaining comments (usually positive) from other users.

2. One who constantly desires coments on their blog or guestbook.

Carolyn, a well-known comment whore, always posts surveys for her friends to fill out.

by grima_an November 28, 2004

commentroversy

n. contraction of comment and controversy
A debate that occurs in the comments section of a news article or blog. In most cases, it has little to do with the source material, but ends up becoming the focus of readers.

A picture of a fluffy kitten on a windowsill posted on Cute Overload caused a huge commentroversy about genetic engineering.

by Jane-o December 28, 2008

comment virginity

Taking someones comment virginity means you give them their first comment on myspace.

Loser 1: HA! I got this guys comment virginity.

Loser 2: DAMN YOU! Well, I got his second comment, plus, my cocks bigger, so his second time was better. BOOYAH!

by but dude...your face. April 17, 2006

YouTube Commenters

Quite possibly the worst "people" on the planet.These cretins represent the worst of the lot in humanity and post their vile and disgusting comments to somehow vent their unholy bile vicariously through these random videos.they range from perversion,homophobia,racism,intimidation,hatred towards law enforcement officers,jealously,rage,cyber bullying and death threats.

A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.

youtube commenters,aren't human

by Ratherfish June 9, 2014

comment spam

The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.

I made a very thought-provoking post the other day, but all my feedback was worthless comment spam.

by Godwin March 3, 2006

Commander Porktits

Usually a woman masquerading as a man on internet forums. Constantly seeks attention and approval. Is prone to petty fighting. Enjoys Nascar, corn, and adultery.

RedFox74 is trolling so hard, she has become Commander Porktits.

by LizardKing December 17, 2012